Feel like a hot mess?
Good. You’re in the right place.
The Chaos Queen Survival Kit™
is your free, fun, faith-fueled guide to
feel better without overhauling your life.
It’s a quick-start, not a full-blown program.
Just 2 pages of feel-better magic you can use today — no planner, no pressure.
She Is You.
You’re the nurse who passed meds after puking in the bathroom.
The mom who sat through the PTO meeting with shaking hands and vodka breath.
The woman who looks “fine” — but hasn’t felt like herself in years.
And when you finally get a second to breathe…
You open that bottle, take that sip, and feel that fake peace wash over you.
Only to wake up with more shame. More weight. More regret.
This Kit is Your First Step Out.
Inside the Chaos Queen Survival Kit™, you get:
• A video that hits deep — and shows you why you’re not broken, just buried.
• A guide designed to calm your mind, stop the spiral, and give you next steps.
• Access to my private recovery circle where real women are rising.
• The same method I taught to celebs, CEOs, and now — mamas in the Target clearance aisle.
All 100% free.
Because you deserve more than another Monday morning regret.
AS Seen In
Let’s be real, Sis — I’m not here to babysit your rock bottom.
I’m here to hand you the exact plan that’s helped over 1,500 women ditch the guilt, the guesswork, and the relapse loop.
Grab your Chaos Queen Survival Kit™ now and start feeling different in the next 10 minutes.
Instant download. Private recovery circle. Zero cost. Just real change.
Real Words from Real Queens:
“I’ve done the programs, outpatient, AA, therapy — all of it. But nothing stuck like this. Shana didn’t just help me stay sober — she helped me actually want to live my life again. I came in broken and numb. Now my eyes are glowing, my kids trust me again, and I don’t even think about drinking. It’s not a phase — it’s peace."
"I used to think I was too far gone. Legal troubles. Problems with my kids. Mental health failing. I had relapsed so many times I stopped telling people when I was ‘starting over.’ But Shana saw me. She gave me a plan that fit my life — no rehab, no judgment, no B.S. This program saved my life. Period."
“I would wake up with anxiety, regret, and shaky hands — swearing I’d change, then drinking by 5 PM. The Sobriety System felt different from day one. No shame, no pressure, just support that made sense. I finally feel like I’m not fighting myself every day. And I haven’t felt that in YEARS."
Let’s End the Self-Hate Spiral.
You don’t need to beat yourself up one more time.
Shame doesn’t fix anything.
But stacking wins does.
And that’s exactly what we do here.
This isn’t another “get your shit together” workbook.
This is a real recovery plan — built for chaos, not perfection.
Designed by a mama who’s:
Lived it.
Taught it.
Helped 1,500+ women stay sober for good.
Already downloaded your kit?
Ready to stop surviving and actually feel peace?
Watch how The Sobriety System™ gets women sober
without therapy, shame, or giving up everything they love.
If you’ve tried everything and still feel stuck…
It’s not your fault. Alcohol was a symptom. Trauma was the root. The system works because we treat both.
Next step? Watch how I got sober without rehab or 90 meetings and why The Sobriety System™ works when nothing else does.
CLICK BELOW TO WATCH FIRST!
About Shana Jane! Who Am I?
I’m Shana — sobriety strategist, chronic relapser turned so in love with life I wouldn’t even think of messing it up with a drink — and founder of Controlled Chaos Coaching™.
I’ve spent 18 years in the treatment and recovery industry… and had a full-blown rep as the girl who knew everything but couldn’t stay sober.
I had a head full of AA, therapy tools, Big Book quotes — and a belly full of liquor. Recovery didn’t click until I stopped chasing one-size-fits-all answers and finally built something that worked for me.
Since then, I’ve helped hundreds of women do the same. I’ve flown across the country for CEOs and high-level execs — but my real dream? Was to make this support convenient, affordable, and actually accessible for the mama crying in a TJ Maxx dressing room, praying she figures it out.
Because that was me.
Now I help women stop spiraling, stay sober, and build a legacy they’re proud of — without shame, without sales calls, and without rearranging their entire life to recover. Get ready to start your journey- Love you mucho!
Shana Jane Epps
What You'll Learn With This Free PDF
Secret #1
How to X Without Y So You Can Z
Secret #2
How to X Without Y So You Can Z
Secret #3
How to X Without Y So You Can Z
